Buck Atmore Ministries
"The truth as God told me"TM
Buck Atmore is
a vibrant, God-fearing patriot, providing truthful and anointed
ministering to the greater Pensacola-Milton-Jay area.
Just the other day, I was standing
in line at my Credit Union (I don't trust those behemoths of Mammon called
"banks") waiting to deposit my disability, Social Security,
federal welfare, state utility assistance, and Publisher's
Clearinghouse sweepstakes check (which turned out to be a letter,
not a check, but I digress), when the waif-like Caucasian female
in front of me turned to her "companion", a hirsute and swarthy individual,
and said "No, I DON'T want to get a steak. I'm a vegetarian!"
As I recall, and as I stated in custody later, she then giggled
coquettishly, pushed against his broad denim-clad chest, and
pivoted backward on her ball-bearing-like heels (which were barely clad).
Much of the ensuing 4 seconds are a blur. With the words of OUR LORD
at the forefront of my cranium, I "did unto others", and offered
the supportive assistance of a friendly innocent hand in maintaining her
equilibrium. Simply put, I propped her up.
Now, some might say otherwise,
especially those who were involved with the ensuing police debacle and
the lawsuit I have before me (which explains the delay in writing my sermons
since the last one). The pencil-thin, waif-like vixen might
claim that I "touched her buttocks" and "nuzzled her earlobe", but
that is a downright vituperative and scurrilous slander--I propped her
up, plain and simple, though I will admit, in the melee,
I might have leaned forward to prevent her plummeting further askance and
hence might have brushed her head with my face--that was simply my obeying
the rules of physics. This underfed twenty-something jackanape had
the audacity to spurn my assistance and leap screaming into the arms of
the hirsute and swarthy individual who was her companion. At no time
did I, as she and her dishonest witnesses claim, "place my hand into
her waistband". I most certainly did not "thrust my pelvis against
her buttocks", nor did I yell "God save the youth of America!" as
her legal complaints contend. No sir. She may possess signed
and notarized statements from twenty witnesses, but I contend that
is bullhockey and folderol. There were no more than 15 people in
that bank, and I did nothing they claim.
But I digress.
After my release and after obtaining
the services of a local law firm (my lawyer is Hal Gregory, who is
working gratis, and I thank him. He may be contacted care of
the Pensacola firm Mason, Dixon, and Divergent.), I was
allowed back in the doors of the Credit Union for fact-checking and information
gathering. What I found simply confirms my suspicions about the conspiracy
against us--"us" here meaning God-fearing, righteous, gun-owning
brethren nestled in the firmament of God's TRUE WORD and whatnot.
The on-duty manager at the time of my
detention is a Mr. Cohen.
The employee with whom I would have done
my depositing is a Ms. Calgianno. Possibly "Mrs.", but I did
not see a ring on her left hand, which was perched precariously above
her heaving bosom.
The surveillance cameras located in the
Credit Union were somehow tampered with, or, the tapes were
somehow modified, since they show me doing the same opprobrious things
"Amber" claims I did. I did not.
I do not think I need to explain
further. Most of you understand what I am suggesting. Is it
not clear? I cannot be more succinct than I am in the title of this
sermon. Also, I cannot explain much more because of the restraining
order. However, to give you a few more clues, allow me to add
the following disconnected comments that the more astute of our audience
should be able to connect into a fine web of meaning:
John F. Kennedy was Catholic.
Most people named "Calgianno" are probably
Catholic, or at least related to one.
"Cohen" is a known Jewish name.
Credit Unions are quite a bit like banks.
The international Zionist Trilateral Commission
owns the banks.
It's not a stretch to assume they are
occupying Credit Unions.
John F. Kennedy was killed.
The killing of JFK was ordered by a coalition
of Cuban officials, the US Government, the Trilateral Commission,
bubbleheaded aliens (not the greys--they are the nice guys) and Amway.
You can look it up.
Vegetarians ignore the dictate from God
that all the beasts walking on the earth are part of man's dominion.
Vegetarians, due to their non-compliance
with the word of God, are Satanic.
The Credit Union modified the tapes or
altered the cameras. I was propping her up.
Swarthiness is usually associated with
Hebrew or Arabic-derived peoples.
The alleged vegetarian party to this atrocious
lawsuit was intimately involved with a swarthy and hirsute individual during
the alleged encroachment of my body upon her body.
There was a Jew present.
There was an alleged Catholic present.
John F. Kennedy was known to have sex
Thanks for your support,
in advance. I hope to be able to communicate with you soon.
mazel tov, and sister Christian,
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